Intro and Video Format

This is the typical format in which Bartmanhomer's videos are produced. It is incredible how he manages to stick to this exact format in most of the almost 3000 videos on his channel.

He says "so anyway" quite frequently throughout his videos. Also, every time he reads a card, he says that the fate will happen "in his/her life".

Intro:
"Hello everybody on YouTube, this is ya homeboy Bartmanhomer speakin! Today, I'm actually doing: "

Bartmanhomer chooses three cards out of his deck and reads out the significance of each one. Each card will predict the fate of the recipient.
Regular Tarot Reading: All three fates predicted by the cards will be entirely dependent on random luck. (Although they are usually positive)

Curse: All three fates predicted by the cards will be undesirable. (Bartmanhomer can not reverse curses)

Blessing (Rare): All three fates predicted by the cards will be positive. Blessings are usually reserved for very special individuals like the Kobe Bryant family and Black John.